Washington DC has its personal particular seasons. Cherry blossoms in spring, vacationers in summer season, and my private favourite – the quadrennial “Rules Be Damned” competition.
It’s that magical time when a brand new president takes workplace, and we witness the spectacular phenomenon of politicos studying that all the pieces they’ve been shrieking about for 4 years was really completely high-quality all alongside.
This winter shall be no exception. Listed here are a number of the handy conversions heading our manner:
Supreme Court docket “Reform”
Democrats spent 4 years making an attempt to persuade Biden to pack the Supreme Court docket or, on the very least, implement some scheme to swap conservative justices with liberals. They even ginned up an entire “watchdog” world to trash the court docket’s status and set off these reforms.
Their sudden onset amnesia will start in 40 days. Solely essentially the most radical Republicans will take up the banner, and so they’ll be roundly smeared as “anti-democratic” by the remnants of the media machine.
Govt Orders
Bear in mind when Republicans thought Biden’s government orders have been one pen stroke away from full Stalinism? Now watch how briskly “unconstitutional overreach” turns into “daring government management.”
In the meantime, Democrats who handled Biden’s $400 billion pupil vote-buying plan prefer it was the second coming of the New Deal will all of the sudden uncover that bypassing Congress is mainly the identical as goose stepping to a fascist state.
The Senate Filibuster
“I’ve been very clear, I feel we must always eradicate the filibuster for Roe, and get us to the purpose the place 51 votes could be what we want.” — Kamala Harris, 2024
“The filibuster has deep roots in racism, and it shouldn’t be permitted to serve that operate … a depraved software used to kill laws supported by majorities of People” — Sen. Elizabeth Warren, 2022
Don’t be shocked when Sen. Warren all of the sudden helps racism and depraved instruments this January.
Authorities Spending
The nationwide debt is now $95,000 for each individual in America. And who cares? Solely Rand Paul, and whichever social gathering is out of energy.
The identical Democrats who handled the Treasury like a on line casino ATM will all of the sudden channel their inside Milton Friedman. That $31 trillion debt they ignored whereas funding gender research in Pakistan? NOW it’s a disaster.
In the meantime, Republicans who spent years fainting over the debt ceiling will rediscover a secret system to cut back the debt by spending extra, utilizing some form of leveraged debt, after which making use of magic coupons. So don’t fear about it!
Division of “Justice”
Prepare for the quickest transformation since Bruce Jenner. The DOJ will go from “defenders of democracy” to “menace to our republic” the second they examine a Democrat. (And sure, that might take some time.)
Bonus Quotes:
“The president must take a senility take a look at!”
“Hey, how can the president take that many holidays and faux to run the nation?”
“After all the president and his employees must be protected by Govt Privilege.”
“Wow, the president’s child belongs in JAIL for that. Rattling bastard.”
The record goes on, however you get the purpose. By spring, these place swaps shall be full, and either side will act as in the event that they’ve all the time stood precisely the place they stand now.
In Washington, ideas aren’t actually ideas – they’re simply short-term speaking factors ready for the following administration. And that is perhaps the one trustworthy factor about politics.
Ken LaCorte writes about censorship, media malfeasance, uncomfortable questions, and trustworthy perception for folks curious how the world actually works. Follow Ken on Substack
